Please Save Cocaine!

19. April 2007

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Cocaine energy drink

Cocaine Press
April 14th, 2007

To: All
Fr: Cocaine Energy Drink
Su: Save Cocaine Energy Drink; or not

We need your help!

If you want to save Cocaine Energy Drink, please send an email to savecocaine@ced2U.com telling us that you know our drink is not a drug and that you know that it is not intended to get you high (which it is not). It is an energy drink like all of the other energy drinks.
Cocaine Energy Drink
If you want to keep Cocaine Energy Drink on the market we need your support.

Please take note that the phrase “The Legal Alternative” is used to convey the message that our energy drink is an alternative way to be “cool” without having to do illegal drugs or get high. We do not advocate drug use; that would not be responsible.

If you do not want to keep Cocaine Energy Drink on the market send us an email too. We have always been fair; having posted both bad press and good press (among other things) on our website. All emails will be read and considered.

Thank you for your attention.

Regards,

Jamey Kirby
Senior Partner/Founder
Redux beverages, LLC
www.drinkcocaine.com

I received this letter via email minutes ago. I responded readily, and as you can see, blogged about it. This is one of those times I really wish I had more blog readers, because this message needs to get out. Here is my response:

Cocaine is most certainly not a drug. It doesn’t get you high, so how in the world could it be intended to get you high? It would be an utter failure if that was its agenda…Cocaine is not a drug, it is simply the best energy drink on the market with a clever name. If Cocaine is put out of business, I will lose the last bit of faith I had that America could possibly be a free country.

If you respond, I’d love to hear what you had to say to the makers of Cocaine, so if you don’t mind sharing please post the message as a comment here.

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  Mischelle commented on April 19th, 2007 at 10:39 pm

Keep Cocaine Energy Drink on the market

Cocaine Energy Drink has clever marketing…it is not a drug, and is not represented as such. It’s an energy drink. Period. I would like to see this energy drink continue to be available.

  luminousnerd commented on April 24th, 2007 at 7:41 pm

Thanks for sharing. I hope to hear from more people!

  jKE commented on December 29th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

u r a fag

  joseph oates commented on February 9th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

i am 31 year old blue collar working man. father of soon to be 2, productive member of society and i think cocaine energy drink is the best such product, and shouldnt be out-lawed for its name or forced to change its name to stay on the shelves, many stores dont carry it because of its name anyway so let the falling economy determine if they can survive. they are tax payers and help stimulate the economy, arent they? good luck redux

joseph oates

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