An Open Letter to Transgaming

21. August 2008

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Hello,
So you guys sure seem to be proud of your decision to support a ridiculously restrictive DRM format. I just wanted you to know a few things, you really should consider them before you move forward.

The first is that, I promise you, piracy will still happen. It always happens. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. DRM just makes it a pain in the ass for those who purchase it legally, making piracy all the more tempting.

For those of us who don’t have moral convictions preventing us from stealing from a giant machine such as many of your clients, the one and only draw to not engaging in piracy is that it makes it easier on us. When you intentionally include a piece of spyware whose job is to hassle the user through hell and back, it doesn’t make it very easy on them.

The second thing I want to warn you about is that you will make less money. Statistics show that DRM hurts sales (here is one of many articles on this: http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/24/sins-publisher-stardock-keeps-piracy-in-perspective/). Aside from statistics, I can tell you first hand that I am one of them. I am making you a promise right now that I will NEVER buy ANY of your games that include SecuROM (I make no promises as to whether or not I’ll acquire them, you just won’t make any money off it if I do).

So, I hope you can see now, DRM is going to hurt you dramatically. And for trying to take away consumer freedoms, and putting your concerns of piracy above the will of your PAYING CUSTOMERS, your company deserves to go under.

Thank you
Jt Hollister

P.S. Your ports aren’t very good anyway.

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The Computer World was Just Revolutionized

15. November 2007

Mac OS X Leopard Now Available

Apple’s brilliant new operating system, Mac OS X Leopard has done in 5 days what Mac-lovers everywhere could only have hoped would happen over the next five to ten years. Well, perhaps that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but numbers don’t lie.

Japan, arguably the technology capitol of the world, has one of the most stunning stories. Apple accounted for 53.9% of all OS sales in the month of October, meaning more new Macs were sold to Japan than Windows or *nix-based PCs. This is of course, due to Leopard, which was only around for 5 days in October.

Of course, for this to happen, someone else’s numbers had to fall. Microsoft took a massive hit this time, with OS market share dropping practically overnight from 75.3% to 28.7%!

If this is what 5 days of Leopard did to an entire month’s OS market share, I can’t wait to see November’s numbers. The world is changing for the better, and it’s doing it even faster than anyone could have hoped! This is the start of a wondrous thing, folks. This is the beginning of the new computer world.

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Let Us Not Forget Mail.app

27. October 2007

One of my favorite features in Leopard escaped me when I was writing my first post-Leopard blog, but this post is here to set it right. Apple’s default email reader, Mail.app, has received significant upgrades. Apple seems fairly proud of their new “stationary”, which allows Mail.app users to send messages with HTML formatting (borders, framed pictures, etc). Personally I just see that as absurd — I am not looking forward to a generation where email takes 5 minutes to open because it’s so bogged down with images and useless formatting.

That said, Mail.app does have several great improvements. It now allows you to write yourself notes, and store them with IMAP, meaning you can transfer them to your iPhone or laptop, or some other device, fairly easily.Notes and To-Do Lists in Mail Next is to-do lists, which work in much the same way. Both these features are very simple, but they add a lot to the program. No more iCal running in the background. iCal is great, but I can only afford room for one program.

The last great thing about Mail.app is quite timely for me. I’ve only recently started keeping up with world news, the economy, and things of that nature, as much as I should. Mail.app is going to make this even easier for me with its new built-in RSS reader. Safari simply doesn’t cut it as an RSS reader, because, let’s face it, Safari just isn’t built for that sort of thing. Mail.app is. Again, this is a very simple implementation of RSS, and I’m sure hardcore RSS freaks won’t be too thrilled. But for people like me, who can’t justify dedicating one app to RSS and RSS only, Mail.app’s new RSS capabilities are a very welcome addition.

RSS In Mail.app

I should also touch on QuickLook, because it is insanely cool. I don’t claim to understand how it works, but from my perspective this is a technological marvel. I can click a PDF document, touch my spacebar, and BOOM! In a matter of less than a second I have the full PDF in front of me. I have tested this on massive, graphically intensive PDFs that would have taken Tiger take 10-20 seconds to fully load up. Everything is instantaneous.

One last thing I’ll mention is the new voice, Alex. He is intended for the visually impaired, and reads words that are on screen. This has existed before, but the voices available were very robotic. Alex is a breakthrough, he sounds incredibly human-like (for a robot). I’m sure that Alex will have a huge impact.

Summarily, at least figuratively speaking, I’m currently screaming like a schoolgirl over Leopard.

And I’m still amused at this:

Blue Screen of Death for Windows on Leopard

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Leopard is Here!

27. October 2007

Mac OS X Leopard Now Available

That’s right, folks, Leopard is here! I had it yesterday! Matter of fact, I was the first person in Utah to walk out of the Apple Store with box in hand! Everything about it is incredible…from the very packaging, to the beautiful new (but familiar) User Interface. It makes my computer SCREAM, presumably from the jump to 64-bit and an even tighter coding standard.

Excusing a few third-party applications that haven’t updated their apps to the “Leopard-look”, everything is very beautifully integrated. The shadows are subtler than before, and yet they do their job of showing you which window is active even better. The Finder bar’s transparency isn’t distracting, as I was slightly worried it might. The Dock is just simply amazing.

Spaces is even more incredible than I thought from the demos. It so so perfectly smooth. Even when my computer is under load, I am able to switch Spaces quickly and elegantly, with no to very little lag. One of my favorite things about Spaces is that it allows me to organize my screens in a way that there are only 2 or 3 open windows in any given Space. That means I get to see my desktop wallpaper a lot more frequently now, which is always a welcome sight. Before, it was rarely seen.

Time Machine is also incredible. The interface is so sleek and beautiful. It makes backing up your computer easy and automatic. The only gripe I have with Time Machine is that it has caused my hard drives to near-constantly emit that incessant clicking noise that means they’re moving files around. That said, I believe the main cause for this is that I have been installing apps and moving files to their new homes all night yesterday, so files were changing more drastically hour-to-hour than during normal use. The problem shouldn’t occur very much when I’m done settling in.

Safari 3 is so much better now. It’s faster, it’s more stable, it fixes all the bugs and gripes I had with Safari 3 Beta. It’s a beautiful, efficient browser, and among your choices: Firefox, Camino, Opera, Safari, at least for me, Safari is by far the best.

Blue Screen of Death for Windows on LeopardBut I saved my absolute favorite thing about Leopard for last. I haven’t seen much buzz about this anywhere, which quite surprises me as I find it to be a very useful feature. You see, when your Mac recognizes a Windows server on your network, it shows you in the Finder sidebar. And if you get info on that, you will find that the default icon for a Windows computer on the network is a beige monitor showing the infamous Blue Screen of Death.

So can we expect Vista Service Pack 1 to show Macs on the network as Spinning Beachballs of Doom? ;) But hey, I’d take a psychedelic spinning cursor over an ugly blue screen any day. That’s just me.

Video of the launch, unboxing, and install will come. Peace out.

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Still Counting Down

17. October 2007

8 Days Left

I hate Microsoft.

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Why Apple isn’t in Microsoft’s Shoes

15. October 2007

Back in the 1970s, IBM was the biggest computer manufacturer and essentially the monolith that Microsoft is now. In the early days of Apple, Steve Jobs was a software designer and the business side to Apple. They were doing quite well into the early 1980s with their Apple II, which was quickly revolutionizing the world into one of personal computers. With Apple doing well and growing quickly, it was time to expand with partnerships and new staff.

Steve Jobs brough in two new characters that would ruin Apple for decades to come. First was a partnership with small software developer Bill Gates and his company, Microsoft. The other was a new CEO: John Sculley, then CEO of Pepsi Cola.

Bill Gates would soon leave Apple to develop his own company, now privy to top-secret Apple-eyes-only information, such as the GUI that was being developed, which would revolutionize the world yet again, and the newfangled “mouse” that went with it. Bill Gates used this information to catapult Microsoft into the Windows era. But more on that later.

Meanwhile, Steve Jobs was locked in a power struggle with now-CEO John Sculley. Jobs had developed software which would run on the Apple II and turn it into a business machine. Sculley insisted that this so-called “business machine” would canabilize sales of the Apple II. Jobs noted that the business and personal markets were entirely seperate, and that leaving the business market open was not a good idea. He said to Sculley, “do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or do you want to change the world?” However, reason does not always prevail, and Sculley won the struggle. Jobs left Apple.

Over the next decade or so, Sculley would transform Apple from what should and could easily have been the world’s supplier of computers and developer of the mainstream Operating System into a small niche company which made its sales only to graphic designers, and less and less of even that as Sculley’s reign continued.

Of course, Microsoft had no such idiot in power to hinder them. They had Bill Gates, who, when it comes to marketing at least, is pure genious. Microsoft grew while Apple shrank, and when they ran out of ideas, they just stole Apple’s already existing ideas. With Apple getting smaller and smaller, people began to think Microsoft actually had come up with many of these ideas, and we approach the early 2000s era where Microsoft is practically undisputed.

In 1996, however, Jobs had quietly returned to Apple, and was beginning to lay the foundations of an entirely new era, one which we have yet to see. In 2001, the iPod revolutionized the world and brough its attention back to Apple. Over the last 5 years, Apple has improved upon their products in ways that give Microsoft nausea.

Recently we have seen changes begin to take place that will lead to a day when Apple finally gets the audience it deserved from day 1. EA has announced simultaneous release for all major titles on Mac and PC. Bungie has announced an end to their exclusive partnership with Microsoft. Apple has an estimated 46% of the high-end personal notebook market share. These are just a few of the things that are happening that will ultimately lead to Apple’s return to world technology authority.

Until that day, I will continue to fight for the cause! Long live Apple, and death to Microsoft!!!

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Apple Accused of becoming Microsoft

9. September 2007

f33r Apple

This is to those of you complaining about Apple limiting the functionality of the iPod Touch (specifically the lack of a Mail application). It is in response to this article at TUAW.

Apple has chosen not to include this one application (Mail) because this is an iPod, not a laptop or a PDA. Sure, you can argue that it wouldn’t be more work for them to simply include it, but you could argue the same about them not including a cup holder on the TV (Apple TV)… It’s simply not the function of the device. Yes, I’m sure it is also partly the fact that it would hurt their iPhone sales. Can you blame them? They want the iPhone to be big. To be honest, if I were them, there is no way I would have released an iPod Touch AT ALL!

Now, let’s have a look at what Microsoft does. They produce about 60 different versions of their operating system, many of which are exactly the same for a different price just to test the market and see how much people will stand to pay. Vista UltimateThey severely handicap the cheap versions of the software, down to a point of non-functionality. Every single one of these costs them the same amount to produce: a few cents for the box and the disk, and a few cents a day to some guy in China or India to burn the proper version of the OS onto said disk.

I fail to see how anyone can make an honest comparison between Apple and Microsoft. Anti-Zune, Anti-Black iPodI also fail to see how anyone can say Apple is a monopoly when they very clearly, by definition, are not. They own about 57% of the MP3 player market share in America, and shy of 5% of the computer market share. Monopoly means that you own 100%, or extremely close to it. Microsoft isn’t even a monopoly. Apple certainly isn’t. Be careful about throwing words like monopoly around.

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Dare I Click This?

23. August 2007

My friend Archie, who unfortunately is forced to work in the PC world, was checking his rarely used MSN/Hotmail account when he noticed some unsolicited email from…guess who? Everyone’s favorite people over in Redmond, Washington. He followed the unsubscribe link, not wishing to be further brainwashed, and came across this…I’ve highlighted the “punch line”.

Evil Microsoft Screenshot

This is real: http://email.microsoft.com/m/u/mst/emd/m.asp

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FSJ writes hilarious review of how Microsoft does things

12. August 2007

I’m no huge fan of Fake Steve Jobs for the most part. It’s not that I disagree with what he has to say - he seems very intelligent - I’m just not fond of his writing voice. For one thing, ironically enough (considering the real Steve Jobs quote he has up: “Negative people upset me”), he is one of the most negative bloggers I have ever read.

But enough on that. I’m posting here because I read something of his that I not only liked and laughed at, but found to be extremely true from the ground up. He writes about how Microsoft does things — and compares it to the way U.S. congress writes bills. He’s spot on with that one. Anyway, head over to FSJ now and check it out for yourself.

Oh, and he mentioned a parody video that piqued my interest: Microsoft’s version of the iPod box. Unfortunately, no link was provided. I went ahead and did a little digging, though, and here it is for you to enjoy. It is very amusing, and it doesn’t even bother to exaggerate (much). Hit me up in the comments if you know of a better quality version somewhere out there.

Peace out

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Some stuff a rich guy said…

4. February 2007

Bill Gates Quotes
Bill GatesI have 100 billion dollars… You realize I could spend 3 million dollars a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that’s if I don’t make another dime. Tell you what-I’ll buy your right arm for a million dollars. I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.

Microsoft is not about greed. It’s about innovation and fairness. (lol…Microsoft is about fairness? I suppose that’s why Billy boy lied his way into a high position at Apple only to unfairly steal tons of highly classified secrets and exploit them for his own company…)

People everywhere love Windows. (last I checked, people who know what they’re talking about love either Mac, Linux, or some other *nix…and people who don’t know what they’re talking about either don’t give a crap or don’t know there’s anything else. I’ve met a very small amount of people who actually ‘love’ Windows, and those ones are just misguided…)

Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want?

The browser space that we are in we have about 90 percent. Sure, Firefox has come along, and the press love the idea of that. Our commitment is to keep our browser that competes with Firefox to be the best browser - best in security, best in features. (Well, ya fail miserably on both counts)

There are people who don’t like capitalism, and people who don’t like PCs. But there’s no-one who likes the PC who doesn’t like Microsoft. (Uhh…yea…you just keep telling yourself that…)

What we’re really after is simply that people acquire a legal license for Windows. (well, let me tell you, the best way to do that is to charge a mere $400 for the next version of Windows.)

When the PC was launched, people knew it was important. (Hmm. That’s not how I heard it…)

You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world.

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. (And yet, you never do.)

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